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Kyle Ellis added 3 items to their collection
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Rise of the Guardians

9/10


2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of Firestarter

“We don´t need no water, let the pyrokinesis burn, burn one hotter with obsessive compulsive forced washing mysophobia, burn.

The, at the time of publishing still hot, cold war spy conspiracy secret agency setting with the human free drugs experimentation background, makes it a suspenseful” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of The Green Mile

“So I cheated on my local library last week. I don't think she knows yet, and I feel kind of bad about it. I discovered a smaller library that was actually much closer to my house. She definitely caught my attention, but I never went because it just seemed like the selection was going to be much smal” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of Misery

“'Misery' is a gruesome story of torture with blood, guts, and a psychopath. It's a well told tale, the characters are well developed and the fact that there are only two of them never gets boring. It's a real page turner, in fact I finished it tonight after getting off the subway on the platform bef” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of Carrie

“When people talk about bathroom scenes, there is always this psychobabble, but I prefer to remember this ode on teenage dirtbag cruelty with psi.

I assume everyone knows the story, so there are unmarked spoilers in the spookhouse club.

King loves outsiders, losers, and outlaws, s” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of 'Salem's Lot

“so i DID like this, and i don’t really have anything cool or fun to say about it for a review. but i just realized that i forgot to mention the boob euphemism of choice for this book was JAHOOBIES. i just wanted you all to know that....ok bye

4/12” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

“Why?

Many years from now, historians will look back on this story and wonder why it was so important. And believe me, my friends, important it was. Today, most thrillers and police procedurals gets measured against it.

For this review, I will refer to TSOTL as the story, because ” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

“journal entry

today i am 15 years old. everything is all bullshit, as usual. i can't believe how fucked everything is around me. like i'm surrounded by zombies. i can't talk to any of my so-called friends, i can't talk to jamie, i can't talk to my parents. who would bother listening anyway” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

“Why do we write reviews?

You have a lot of reasons I guess.

But for this review there is only one. I am writing this for my conscience.

Ever since I have rated this book, I always end up asking myself that, have I rated it with something it deserved or was it just out o” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis added 8 items to their collection
Firestarter

8/10

The Green Mile

10/10

Misery

10/10

Carrie

8/10

6/10


2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of Breaking Dawn

“This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. If you loved Breaking Dawn and don’t want to see it criticized, I’ll warn you now not to read my review. That being said, let me begin by saying that when I first read Twilight, I was hooked. I read New Moon in one” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of New Moon

“Stephen King once said, "Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."

I couldn't agree more, Stephen. With that, we shall kick this off with a joke:

Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

Heh.

This re-reading is brought to you courtesy of P” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

“"You gave it three stars?" she asked me, biting her lip and holding her breath.

"Yes," I finally answered with my marble lips, cold yet strangely comforting, even warm. "Stephenie, don't forget to breathe."

"Oh, of course." A storm seemed to rage in her for just a moment.
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2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of Twilight

“This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. Okay, I have to say that I picked this book up partly due to all the hype (and partly because it's involved two of my favorite genres)... I mean, so many people had recommended it to me and I finally got sick of hearin” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of The Shining

“If you had not read The Shining already, the 2013 publication of Doctor Sleep, the sequel, presented an opportunity to revisit one of the best ghost stories of our time, a perfect justification for stepping through those bat-wing doors for the first time.

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1st Edition ” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of American Psycho

“jason, an old high school buddy, knew i was in manhattan for a few nights and asked to meet up for dinner. fuck it, i'm a sentimental guy, and it's nice to catch up -- even with a wall street douchebag. jason told me that lisa, another old friend, would be joining. here's the conversational breakdow” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of Gone Girl

“3 1/2 stars.

This is going to be a hard review to write because I feel so conflicted about my final rating and just how much I actually liked this book. For one thing, I think the second half is a big improvement on the first half and, though this is my least favourite book by Ms Flynn, I ” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

“I once read a book by a former alcoholic where she described giving oral sex to two different men, men she'd just met in a restaurant on a busy London high street. I read it and I thought, I'm not that bad. This is where the bar is set.

oh, yeah - this one is going to be a must-read for th” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

“I once read a book by a former alcoholic where she described giving oral sex to two different men, men she'd just met in a restaurant on a busy London high street. I read it and I thought, I'm not that bad. This is where the bar is set.

oh, yeah - this one is going to be a must-read for th” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

“Even for someone who has watched the HBO series, George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones is an engaging and enjoyable read! The strength of Martin’s writing shines through in these pages. Each chapter is well-crafted. You know exactly how to picture the setting and you feel the desires and disconte” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

“"A Jedi can't get so caught up in matters of galactic importance that it interferes with his concern for individual people"

It's had a permanent space on my top books of all time, and there is a reason. Considered by most Star Wars fans to be the best Star Wars Expanded Universe novel and ” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of Stardust

“This film is lovely to look at, with lavish costumes and beautiful sets. The music is lovely too, with the beautiful Take That song over the end credits, and Ian McKellan lent his wonderfully distinguished voice to the narrator. Michelle Pfeiffer also is very good as Lamia, and Claire Danes is perfe” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis added 12 items to their collection
Breaking Dawn

2/10

New Moon

2/10

Eclipse (Twilight Saga, Book 3)

6/10

Twilight

2/10

The Shining

10/10


2 years, 7 months ago
Kyle Ellis posted a review of A Christmas Carol

“Christmas is my favourite time of year, not only is it the time to spend with my family but also to revisit the timeless Christmas classics that is like a tradition in our household. While I adore Christmas films like the first two Home Alone movies, Miracle on 34th Street, Muppet Christmas Carol, I” read more

2 years, 7 months ago
2 years, 7 months ago

Best Metal Gear yet! (no spoilers)

“Once you are dropped into the game, you are treated to beautiful cinematics and mystery. Even if you have played all of the games in the series, there is a lot of mystery and confusion. The game does a great job at revealing its story, and filling the past games' plot holes and "now I know now" mome” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

Sequel to the original KOTOR.

“Warning: SpoilersKOTOR 2 takes place five years after the original KOTOR. This time, you play as an exiled Jedi Knight, a veteran of the Mandalorian Wars, who followed Revan to battle against the Jedi Council's wishes. The Sith have hunted the Jedi Order on the verge of extinction, you are the only ” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

The best Star Wars video game yet!

“Warning: SpoilersKOTOR is an awesome Star Wars RPG where you can make your own decisions. The fate of the galaxy is in your hands! KOTOR has seven unique planets, and many kinds of aliens. You can build a party of approximately eight characters, all of whom possess their own skills, personalities, a” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

Awesome.

“Warning: Spoilersthis game isn't as good as the sequel but it is still brilliant. when i bought the trilogy box set it had a demo on it for the PC, I prefer to play Playstation 2 games but i tried it anyway, the next day i went straight out to buy it! This is definitely one of the best games on the ” read more

2 years, 7 months ago

one of the best games ever made.

“Warning: SpoilersI love this game. I thought the original was awesome and this is even better, with the ability to fight in space which is completely terrific and to finally wield a lightsaber is brilliant. I have this on PSP and it almost seems impossible to carry such a large amount of entertainme” read more

2 years, 7 months ago